Haikus

So I wrote a bunch of haikus and then I asked my friends to rate them on a scale from 1-10. 1 being the worst, 10 being the best. Some people really didn't get the system. So I'm going to number these, write the haiku, then write my friend's ratings, and the story behind the haiku. So if you want to rate them too, leave a comment, write the number of the haiku and your rating.

1.
Roses are singing
The birds and bees are happy
He just answered yes.
Ratings:
25, 8, 8, 7, 6, 5, 3, 5, 5
Story:
I have no clue. Roses don't sing.

2.
The pink goop falls down
The white seashell sits on top
I hope it won't fall
7, 7, 7, 6, 6, 6, 2, 5, 3
Um, I looked at my bookshelf and there was a pink thing that had pink goop falling down it and a seashell was sitting on top.

3.
Three yellow books stand
Same as the ones standing by
Sisters by author
8, 7, 6, Random, 5, 3, 6, 3, 6
I looked at my bookshelf again and there were three Nancy Drew books right next to each other.

4.
Two lonesome people
Finally meet each other
They are now happy
20, 8, 8, 7, 6, 4, 6, 4, 5
Yeah, I think I was trying to be romantic.

5.
The God of the sun
He is so very handsome
The king of haikus
10, 7, 6, infinity, 7, 6, 4, 5
I was really obsessed with Percy Jackson and Apollo was my favorite character. This is seriously a haiku I wrote that I imagined one of his lovers or him would write.

6.
Candy cane hits boy
Gives him a cut in the head
Complains the next day
10, 0, F-, 10, ?, 8, 10, 9, 5, 8
Poor Nick Varney. We were at the PG Lighting of the Tree Ceremony, I think that what it's called. Our group was goofing off and Chevy totally hit him with a candy cane. Anyway, apparently it cut him and we had Center Stage the next day and he complained about it. It's not that interesting of a story but it makes one cool haiku.

How Do I Get Rid of This Guy? (cont.)

I stood up and, because I was raised not to be rude, said goodbye and walked away. He quickly got up and asked, "Where are you going?" "I'm done with my lunch and I told Madison I'd meet her outside when I was done," I said quickly. I pivoted out of the cafeteria to make my escape. Unfortunately Tyler followed me. Boy, that kid is fast. He got stopped a dozen times and still managed to catch up to me. "What is it, Tyler? What do you want?" I asked turning to face him. If me leaving didn't give him the clue to get lost I hoped desperately my scowl would. "I wanted to ask you if you'd go out with me," he said giving me his dazzling grin that could make thousands of girls faint. Unfortunately for me I was too far in a corner to notice it. What was I supposed to say to that: "No"? That would break his heart. "I don't have enough time," I lied.

Archie Smith, Boy Wonder

"A tiny voice asked, "Is he the one?"

Archie Smith was amazing: he could fly, he always sang on tune, and he never misplaced his socks. Whenever he went out the people would always shout, "There goes Archie Smith, boy wonder." This would always make Archie feel special and he would smile all day long. But Ms. Hardtohandle didn't like smiles, teaching, or the restaurant Max and Cheese. So when Archie came in with his big smile and sat down at his desk she would always say, "Look children, Archie Smith has his socks on the wrong feet." Archie knew it wasn't true so he kept on smiling. There had been a conspiracy that criminals wold steal things and then turn into light. Despite the fact they turn into light they weren't very bright. In fact they thought that they could steal Archie's specialness. So that night when Archie was sleeping a tiny voice asked, "Is he the one?" The other tiny voice responded by saying, "I've been telling you all night that he's the one." "Are you sure?" "Yes!" the second voice yelled.

Evil or Funloving

Name: Jenna Stones
Hair Color: Blond
Eye Color: Stormy Water Blue
Height: 3'9
Known For: Being able to talk for three hours straight without anyone speaking back.
Age: 6
Birthday: 3/13 at 3:15

Name: Jacob Stones
Hair Color: Blond
Eye Color: Mysterious Night Blue
Height: 3'9
Known For: Pulling a series of silent pranks.
Age: 6
Birthday: 3/13 at 3:11

Plans

IMsuch_A_chick: Hey girlies. Ready to go to the mall tomorrow.
sunshine_1111: u bet! i'm so excited!
sandybeachesrock: i can't come
sunshine_1111: WHAT!!!
IMsuch_A_chick: Why not? :(
sandybechesrock: mom says we have to go bowling :-(
IMsuch_A_chick: Bowling! Why?
sandybeachesrock: wants to unify family or something
sunshine_1111: i'm so sad.
IMsuch_A_chick: me too. :(
sunshine_1111: it'll be no fun without you!
sandybeachesrock: yeah i wish i could come
IMsuch_A_chick: Maybe we can go some other time. Does Tuesday work for you, chickies?
sunshine_1111: i'm in. my life is such a bore i never have ANY plans.
sandybeachesrock: thanks jackie i really appriate it and yes tuesdays good :-D
IMsuch_A_chick: Yay! Everything's worked out! ;)
sunshine_1111: I gtg.
IMsuch_A_chick: Yeah, me too. MATH HOMEWORK :(
sandybeachesrock: see ya guys.